Sovereign update

icedwhitemocha:

gleeficupdates:

Kurt is the prince of a kingdom. There have been wars in the past because a king died without a proper heir, so he absolutely needs to have children, as the last of his line. He is married off to a foreign princess, Rachel. Problem is that he’s only into men and pretty much everyone knows it. He can’t get it up for the girl, no matter what they do. So the king and advisers bring in Blaine, a pleasure slave, to help him get aroused enough to have sex and impregnate Rachel.

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eh, fuck it, being anon is boring and i’m too narcissistic for it, lol. this is mine. go read it! :D?

Yay someone’s coming off anon!

Eh, it got popular anyway, so clearly you’re doing something right. (You fooled me for 2 chapters.)

takenoverbyrocknroll:

Kurt is the prince of a kingdom. There have been wars in the past because a king died without a proper heir, so as the last of his line, he absolutely has to have children. He’s married off to Rachel, a foreign princess, but despite Kurt and Rachel’s best efforts, he just can’t get it up for her. The king and advisers bring in a pleasure slave, Blaine, to give Kurt what he needs to have sex with his wife. Kurt hates the idea of using a slave for sex, but he’ll have to suffer through it for the good of the kingdom.

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happyinchintz72:

Someone lovely did it! <3 *sigh*

happyinchintz72:

Someone lovely did it! <3 *sigh*

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wishyouwould:

SHOULD’VE DONE SPICE GIRLS, DAMMIT

Adorable. I kinda missed this Hummelberry moment during the episode.

I would have gone with the suggestions of The Clash, REM or The Police though. Never was much of a Spice Girls fan.

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happyinchintz72:

THEY’RE BACK <3 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I’m a little happy - can you tell?

(Source: milakunis, via happyinchintz72)

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happyinchintz72:

Oh……my…….god.

happyinchintz72:

Oh……my…….god.

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happyinchintz72:

The cute is off the charts.

(Source: philipronangallagher)

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happyinchintz72:

lea-licious:

GAY HIGH FIVE! 

Oh gosh, I just love them so much.

happyinchintz72:

lea-licious:

GAY HIGH FIVE! 

Oh gosh, I just love them so much.

(Source: castielsnipples)

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"Rachel and Kurt are truly on the page, acting as sounding boards for each other on what the future holds and how to get out of Lima, Ohio. So much so that Emma assumes they’ve finally decided to be together … you know, because that’s pretty much the only coupling combo the glee club hasn’t explored."

- Maggie Furlong (aoltv.com)

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I miss season 1 Emma, who at least seemed to be quite aware of reality. (And what a blowjob is.)

(Source: aoltv.com, via mynameislilah-deactivated201302)