This is just forever to me:
1. (sex. porn. jerking off. kurt-kurt-kurt) eep. boner.
2. suave boner-hiding maneuver. it is super-effective!
3. boner obscurification complete. you are such a badass, anderson. wait, what?
4. (jerking off. virgin. never been touched. nervous and innocent kurt-kurt-kurt) i am stabbing myself in the navel. ow.
Suavest boner-hiding maneuver ever.
(Source: crisspierce)

